If It Fits, I Sits [via]

Previously: Cats Stuck in Things

I still don’t know how cats are real


he just became like 50% carrot




Fun game for ladies: In front of a geeky dude, say “Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader! I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!”

If he gets all mad, condescendingly explains to you why you’re wrong, or starts talking about that “fake geek girl” nonsense, not only do you know that you should stay far, far away from him, but you also get to tell him he’s one to talk about people not having enough nerd cred

Because you just watched a “Back to the Future” reference fly straight over his head


this is perfect


When you do something embarrassing in front of people




repeat after me friends: 

  • vaginas are self-cleaning
  • there is no such thing as a dirty vagina
  • unless you have an infection 
  • in which case  your vagina still isn’t dirty but you should really go see a doctor 
  • but yeah
  • vaginas aren’t “clean” or “dirty” they’re self-cleaning acidic muscular tracts 
  • so fuck off

I agree in the feminist sense but for the love of christ wash ya lady bits like it’s not a feminist stance to have stank ass pussy C’MON NOW

Ok here’s the thing, this is absolutely true speaking of the vagina in an anatomical context, since the vagina is actually only the fleshy tunnel that leads from the outside world to the uterus, let’s call it one of the “inside” parts. The problem is, “vagina” is a word often used to describe both the “inside parts” as well as the “outside parts” so in keeping with that meaning ABSOLUTELY WASH YOUR OUTSIDE PARTS. Your vag is an area that comes into contact with and is very near a LOT of bacteria, and without proper hygiene you’re in real danger of getting infections like UTIs (urinary tract infection) which left untreated can spread to your kidneys and can become seriously hazardous to your health.

What I think this post is meaning to say is DO NOT DOUCHE, because douching can be harmful and you can easily fuck up your PH balance and get a mad yeast infection and other awful things. DON’T DO IT. DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU YOUR LADY PARTS ARE SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE FRESH DAISIES. THESE PEOPLE HAVE OBVIOUSLY NEVER BEEN NEAR A HUMAN VAGINA BEFORE.

My main point is this: please do wash your outer parts. There are folds and crevices and it is in direct contact with sweat and urine and other bacteria and things can easily get ugly if you don’t maintain some good hygiene down there. All you need is to gently but thoroughly wash with soap and warm water when you bathe and you’ll be good to go.

True gender equality is actually perceived as inequality. A group that is made up of 50% women is perceived as being mostly women. A situation that is perfectly equal between men and women is perceived as being biased in favor of women.

And if you don’t believe me, you’ve never been a married woman who kept her family name. I have had students hold that up as proof of my “sexism.”

My own brother told me that he could never marry a woman who kept her name because “everyone would know who ruled that relationship.” Perfect equality – my husband keeps his name and I keep mine – is held as a statement of superiority on my part.

— Lucy, When Worlds Collide: Fandom and Male Privilege. (via feministartdegree)

(Source: seaofbadstories)

PLL 5x07 Episode Recap


aka a extra long recap as i get my anger out through humor and if this had been the actual episode i would be a happy camper


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"Hey Paige, it’s me. I heard what happened to you, in the locker room. I should have called you sooner. I’m sorry if this was because of what you told me about Mona, which I think it was. I’m sorry I put you in the middle of all this."

(Source: drivingincircles)